Knitting Pattern Staple No. 2

Inexplicable Props.


You've got to hand it to them, whoever "they" are. They've put a lot of effort into the composition of this. The way the yellow woolly ridges echo the crimped blonde frizz and the glittering goldy warming pans and scales. I suppose it did its job, I was so dazzled and confused that it took me about five seconds longer than usual notice how disgusting the jumper is.