Sunday, 19 July 2009

Knitting Pattern Staple No. 2

Inexplicable Props.

You've got to hand it to them, whoever "they" are. They've put a lot of effort into the composition of this. The way the yellow woolly ridges echo the crimped blonde frizz and the glittering goldy warming pans and scales. I suppose it did its job, I was so dazzled and confused that it took me about five seconds longer than usual notice how disgusting the jumper is.

Oh so THAT'S

what low-cost prostitutes' nans give them for Christmas

Guess what?!?!


Saturday, 11 July 2009


This pretty much speaks for itself, right?

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Wednesday, 1 July 2009


skybirdscastleflagchristmastreeshillwalkingstick. WHAT?

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Knitting Pattern Staple No. 1

The Mohair Glow

For that celestial air that just screams: wholesome sophistication.